"I think the parents of tweens (our decision-makers here?) know that all nowadays is not as it was in Cinderella's Castle and are OK with that."Are you confused? I am.
My beef lies with the fact that Vanessa is contractually bound (at some points during the year) to the most buttoned-up conglomerate on the block, Disney. Sure, Disney has more than a few skeletons in its closet, but all wealthiest and most successful families do too, don't they? Regardless, I was surprised Disney didn't drop her altogether and permitted her to get off with a "lesson learned." Loved the statement they released... "Obviously Vanessa had a lapse in judgement..." You can just hear the words sneering.
Who takes naked pictures of themselves anyway? Creepy much, as there's some third party awkwardly standing behind the camera capturing your buff bod. Was it her mom? Younger sister? Thoughts?
So my previous theory as to why these pictures even existed was that they were intended for young Zac E. Away on the Hairspray press tour, Zac was clearly in need of some female anatomy and Vanessa rushed to his aid with a "pictorial" (hence the posting's title).
But, the most embarrassing part of this entire scandal is that the pictures weren't meant for Zac, but were instead (apparently) intended for the Nickelodeon nobody, Drake Bell. Who claims to have never even seen the images! Now that is just too shameful to bear. The irony! Poor thing...
Does this mean Zac Efron is single?
